Pigeons are the cause of Bird flu

2006-04-06T13:54:51+02:00

I hate pigeons. They are rats with wings, Raiths on wingses! I hate them so much that when I retire from being a World Class Batting hero and allround good guy and an AV to boot (see my friend Flinty's Vaughngate blogs for further details, or perhaps even Harmison and his memoirs, some of which i wrote), I'm going to kill them all.

But back to the pigeons. I hate the way they have ruined Trafalgar Square. I can't even think about Trafalgar square without being sick (@-@). The pigeon shit slides down Nelson's column more than Winnie Mandela during Rag week, and I'm sick of it!

And don't even get me started on Fish and Chip shops. There's one in Canterbury where you have to battle through a huge number of Pigeons to get in the door, and then you have to put up with bloody french student tourist speaking utter cock about "I would like some feesh and cheeps" morons I don't know. Why do we let them into this country? Haven't they done enough damage what with 1066 and the Battle of Hastings? Why won't they stop? They all smell as well and they think it's funny to take pictures of the pigeons outside the fish and chip shop.

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All pigeons must die!

Pigeons are the cause of Bird flu